Pugs not drugs

Sorry I didn’t blog yesterday you guys, I had to go to the vet again! I guess my infection just isn’t clearing up, so they put me on some more drugs so hopefully that will help! I’m a bit high in the puggy sky right now, but my human knows just how to cheer me up…

…with a walk of course!

Today I went on my first ever trail walk and it was so much fun! There was lots of smells to smell and adventures to be had, that was, of course, until Millie decided to go feral.

She likes to run around, natural for a dog, right?

Wrong.

Any strange noise or smell will set her off, hence why she has to wear the rope. And this walk was no exception. As we were nearing the end of the walk, there were two doggies. And not just any doggies, these doggies were almost as high as I am right now…except they weren’t on drugs.

They were on a balcony.

 Millie barked and barked and barked, and ran all over the garden. My human finally got her to stop but not until after she had successfully ripped no less than seven plants from the other dog’s garden.

So the moral of this story? Even when my poor little body is loaded with lots of medicine, I’m still better than my sister.

Ha. Pugs rule.

Rule Britannia

Well you guys might not know this, but my human is British, so of course the royal wedding was of great delight! My mummy’s mummy, Anna, had a big party with her friends while my human was at school and they all watched the wedding (in their wedding dresses), drank champagne, and ate wedding cake, but obviously I was the center of attention!

That's me with Anna in the middle!

Now what’s another thing that all Brits love?

Harry Potter!

During my illness, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part One came out on DVD and a few things were decided…

 

 

Murphy looks like Dumbledore...

Millie looks like Dobby...

And I look like Voldemort, apparently because I have no nose!

Princess and the pee

Oh my goodness, you guys! It’s been two weeks! TWO WEEKS! I cannot believe I’ve been away from you guys for two whole weeks! But I do have an excuse, I’ve been very sick.

It’s a bit private though, but I know I can trust you! You’re good at keeping secrets, right?!

Of course!

So I’ve had a urine infection!

Gasp!

I know!

Anyway, I’m so excited to hear about all your adventures while I’ve been away! Check out everything I’ve been doing and make sure to let me know what you’ve been up to!

 I went into Seattle!

 I met another pug!

 I tackled BubbleWrap!

And I discovered the joys of tennis balls!

Ellie, M.D.

Today was yet another exciting day in my land of pug! Well, everyday is an exciting day, but today was especially exciting, because, I went to the doggie doctor!

Now I know what you all are thinking, why on earth would you be excited about the vet?! Well, I’ll give you a little hint; its three letters, one syllable, and rhymes with meat. That’s right.

TREAT!

So although I got penetrated by a thermometer, got placed on a high table, pricked with a needle, and had to confront my weight, the vet really isn’t a bad place after all! Unlimited amounts of food?! Now that’s what I call an exciting adventure!

I weigh 5.5 pounds, maybe it's time to cut back on those Milkbones?

Mission accomplished

I must apologize for the human, aka the thumbs who makes this blog possible, because she did not post anything about my adventures yesterday! And yesterday was a big day! After many (failed) attempts to get on the so-called “bed,” ladies and gentlemen…

I did it!

That’s right! My human must have felt so bad for my short, stubby legs, that she used those thumbs for another purpose, other than writing this fabulous blog, to lift me up! Now I never want to go back downstairs to sleep in my own bed at night! Why would I want to?! I have my brother and sister there, plus my human! Serious snuggle time! Now I understand why Murph and Millie always want to sleep there!

Pug of war

No luck on figuring out what’s on the “bed” yet, but not to worry! I still kept myself very busy today anyway! I came up with a new game: Pug of War!

Here are the rules:

1.    Find a dog with a rope attached to his/her necklace (i.e. collar), like my sister Millie. She has to wear one because she runs away into the woods, which, come on, is GENIUS! Its super cool in there! Anyway…

2.    Hold onto the rope with teeth!

3.    PULL, PULL, PULL!

It’s pretty simple! I hope you all have as much fun playing it as I do!

What's up?

Oh my goodness, you guys! There’s a mystery in my humans room, and detective Ellie is on the case!

Let me break it down for you: So my doggie brother Murph and sister Millie always go on a thing called a “bed.” I don’t know why they’re always so excited about it! I mean they jump up on the “bed” when it’s sleepy time! Well first off, there is no such thing as sleepy time in my world! In my opinion, we should always be awake! There are so many things that need to be eaten and explored! Second off, the word “bed” can’t be a good thing! That’s where you get sent when you’re in trouble!

So now I need to discover why they want to keep going up there! What’s so exciting?! Is there treats? Toys? What is it?!

Finding out what’s up there is only part one of the problem, the second part is the fact that I’m, um, short! I can’t make it up! How am I supposed to find out what’s on the bed?!

If you have any ideas, let me know! And wish me luck!

It’s official…

…I’m a model!

So as you might remember, awhile ago I told you about me so graciously modeling for my human’s paper. Well, here is the result!

It’s not my human on the cover, she was styling the shoot, but the lady who held me was really nice and I got a treat at the end which was pretty awesome. You can’t argue with being paid with food.

She’s backkkkk!

Well my human finally came back from England! She actually came back awhile ago, but being the lazy person she is, this is the only post she has done since! She has been sleeping, like, all day, but I can’t really blame her cause that’s pretty much what I do too, except when she was gone! I was extremely busy! Check it out…

I became a motorbike babe!

I went to Hawaii!

And I got married!

London calling

Houston, whoever you are, we have a problem! My human is going to England for ten days tomorrow! That’s like 70 days in pug years! What am I going to do?! What are you going to do without my daily posts? She is the thumbs after all!

But not to fret! I’m doing everything in my power to prevent her from going!

Check it out! I’m in her suitcase!

Bark Jacobs, here I come

Move over, Tyra Banks! There’s new model in town, and her name is Ellie! You think you can “smise” (smile with eyes) but I’ve got something on you! It’s called The Head Tilt and I know how to work it!

Okay so let me explain, today I went to the place called School with my human, and she is the editor of the school newspaper, The Blaze. And guess who is going to be on the cover?!

Me! That’s who!

I’m now world famous! Okay, well maybe not, but you got to start somewhere! Today a school newspaper, tomorrow the world, but I would settle for Vogue!

I have to let you in on a little secret though; sometimes even famous models get tired! I will be sure to share the gorgeous photos of moi when the human gets them back from the photographer, but for now, it’s time to rest up! You never know when the next photo shoot will be!

Smells like school spirit

I think my human has another family. Another human family. Which I guess is a good thing, because it means that she isn’t cheating on me! But today she left way too early in the morning and didn’t get home until 3:30! 3:30!

When she finally returned she smelled like lots of humans. Fat humans, short humans, tall humans, skinny humans! There was too many smells for me to decode with my little nose!

But the bad thing is that she left me alone with the demon dog, aka Millie.

Okay, so this dog isn’t very cool. And not just because she isn’t me, but because she is a stalker! She keeps following me everywhere, and okay I understand that if you want to bark the bark, you have to walk the walk, but she takes it to another level! Every step I take she is half a step behind me. That isn’t even a joke. Check out this photo documenting this stage-five creeper, you know, just in case the police might be interested…

Home is where the heart is

Hello world! My name is Ellie and I am a fabulous pug who is here to make you smile, giggle, or laugh until you piddle on the floor (I already did this twice today)!

But guess what?! I have a brand new home! Although I have to leave my real brothers and sisters, I have an adopted brother named Murphy and sister named Millie. And not only do I have these two, I also have a human who is helping me with this awesome blog (I lack the opposable thumbs necessary to operate a computer)!

Everyday my human promises to post a photo and a blog post of yours truly, and maybe my new brother and sister will get a mention (if they’re lucky!), but sometimes her spacey brain might evade her! Don’t get upset though, she has excuses, like the fact that she’s blonde! But heck, so do I, so I think it’s okay.