London calling

Houston, whoever you are, we have a problem! My human is going to England for ten days tomorrow! That’s like 70 days in pug years! What am I going to do?! What are you going to do without my daily posts? She is the thumbs after all!

But not to fret! I’m doing everything in my power to prevent her from going!

Check it out! I’m in her suitcase!

Bark Jacobs, here I come

Move over, Tyra Banks! There’s new model in town, and her name is Ellie! You think you can “smise” (smile with eyes) but I’ve got something on you! It’s called The Head Tilt and I know how to work it!

Okay so let me explain, today I went to the place called School with my human, and she is the editor of the school newspaper, The Blaze. And guess who is going to be on the cover?!

Me! That’s who!

I’m now world famous! Okay, well maybe not, but you got to start somewhere! Today a school newspaper, tomorrow the world, but I would settle for Vogue!

I have to let you in on a little secret though; sometimes even famous models get tired! I will be sure to share the gorgeous photos of moi when the human gets them back from the photographer, but for now, it’s time to rest up! You never know when the next photo shoot will be!

Smells like school spirit

I think my human has another family. Another human family. Which I guess is a good thing, because it means that she isn’t cheating on me! But today she left way too early in the morning and didn’t get home until 3:30! 3:30!

When she finally returned she smelled like lots of humans. Fat humans, short humans, tall humans, skinny humans! There was too many smells for me to decode with my little nose!

But the bad thing is that she left me alone with the demon dog, aka Millie.

Okay, so this dog isn’t very cool. And not just because she isn’t me, but because she is a stalker! She keeps following me everywhere, and okay I understand that if you want to bark the bark, you have to walk the walk, but she takes it to another level! Every step I take she is half a step behind me. That isn’t even a joke. Check out this photo documenting this stage-five creeper, you know, just in case the police might be interested…

Home is where the heart is

Hello world! My name is Ellie and I am a fabulous pug who is here to make you smile, giggle, or laugh until you piddle on the floor (I already did this twice today)!

But guess what?! I have a brand new home! Although I have to leave my real brothers and sisters, I have an adopted brother named Murphy and sister named Millie. And not only do I have these two, I also have a human who is helping me with this awesome blog (I lack the opposable thumbs necessary to operate a computer)!

Everyday my human promises to post a photo and a blog post of yours truly, and maybe my new brother and sister will get a mention (if they’re lucky!), but sometimes her spacey brain might evade her! Don’t get upset though, she has excuses, like the fact that she’s blonde! But heck, so do I, so I think it’s okay.