Friday, April 15, 2011

Ellie, M.D.

Today was yet another exciting day in my land of pug! Well, everyday is an exciting day, but today was especially exciting, because, I went to the doggie doctor!

Now I know what you all are thinking, why on earth would you be excited about the vet?! Well, I’ll give you a little hint; its three letters, one syllable, and rhymes with meat. That’s right.


So although I got penetrated by a thermometer, got placed on a high table, pricked with a needle, and had to confront my weight, the vet really isn’t a bad place after all! Unlimited amounts of food?! Now that’s what I call an exciting adventure!

I weigh 5.5 pounds, maybe it's time to cut back on those Milkbones?

Thursday, April 14, 2011

Mission accomplished

I must apologize for the human, aka the thumbs who makes this blog possible, because she did not post anything about my adventures yesterday! And yesterday was a big day! After many (failed) attempts to get on the so-called “bed,” ladies and gentlemen…

I did it!

That’s right! My human must have felt so bad for my short, stubby legs, that she used those thumbs for another purpose, other than writing this fabulous blog, to lift me up! Now I never want to go back downstairs to sleep in my own bed at night! Why would I want to?! I have my brother and sister there, plus my human! Serious snuggle time! Now I understand why Murph and Millie always want to sleep there!

Tuesday, April 12, 2011

Pug of war

No luck on figuring out what’s on the “bed” yet, but not to worry! I still kept myself very busy today anyway! I came up with a new game: Pug of War!

Here are the rules:
1.    Find a dog with a rope attached to his/her necklace (i.e. collar), like my sister Millie. She has to wear one because she runs away into the woods, which, come on, is GENIUS! Its super cool in there! Anyway…
2.    Hold onto the rope with teeth!

It’s pretty simple! I hope you all have as much fun playing it as I do!

Monday, April 11, 2011

What's up?

Oh my goodness, you guys! There’s a mystery in my humans room, and detective Ellie is on the case!

Let me break it down for you: So my doggie brother Murph and sister Millie always go on a thing called a “bed.” I don’t know why they’re always so excited about it! I mean they jump up on the “bed” when it’s sleepy time! Well first off, there is no such thing as sleepy time in my world! In my opinion, we should always be awake! There are so many things that need to be eaten and explored! Second off, the word “bed” can’t be a good thing! That’s where you get sent when you’re in trouble!

So now I need to discover why they want to keep going up there! What’s so exciting?! Is there treats? Toys? What is it?!

Finding out what’s up there is only part one of the problem, the second part is the fact that I’m, um, short! I can’t make it up! How am I supposed to find out what’s on the bed?!

If you have any ideas, let me know! And wish me luck!

Friday, April 8, 2011

It’s official…

…I’m a model!

So as you might remember, awhile ago I told you about me so graciously modeling for my human’s paper. Well, here is the result!

It’s not my human on the cover, she was styling the shoot, but the lady who held me was really nice and I got a treat at the end which was pretty awesome. You can’t argue with being paid with food.

Thursday, April 7, 2011

She’s backkkkk!

Well my human finally came back from England! She actually came back awhile ago, but being the lazy person she is, this is the only post she has done since! She has been sleeping, like, all day, but I can’t really blame her cause that’s pretty much what I do too, except when she was gone! I was extremely busy! Check it out…

I became a motorbike babe!

I went to Hawaii!

And I got married!